Archive for September, 2006

Oozing Slimy Bodies

Thursday, September 14th, 2006

The warm, rainy conditions we are having are ideal for our newly planted seedlings. Alas, these conditions are also perfect for slugs. . . and they are oozing their slimy bodies over to our gardens as fast as they can to feast on the tender young plants. We like to share our food, and wouldn’t begrudge them a few mouthfuls, but their collective intent seems to be fixed on total annihilation of all our kale and bok choi seedlings. This we cannot tolerate, so we are mustering all our resources to find a solution that does not involve slug bait or other toxic chemicals.

Our first line of defense is beer traps. Since Kevin has been brewing beer at home, we have plenty of dregs left over from the bottom of each batch. I’ve been burying plastic containers up to their rims in the garden, and then filling them with left-over beer. The slugs slither in for a taste of beer, and never come out again. This method has been somewhat successful. Slugs are certainly going into the beer traps in large numbers, but there are still more of them on the plants.The second solution we’ve tried goes as follows: Late at night, I don my combat gear — wooly hat and cardigan, head lamp, and trusty gumboots. Arming myself with a bucket of hot soapy water, I head for the garden to pick slugs off our plants. At first I thought I might keep a tally of how many slugs I vanquished on these forays, but I quickly lost count. This method is certainly quite effective. At the moment, it’s probably the only thing stopping our bok choi plants from being eaten to the ground. It’s pretty labour-intensive though, and as our garden gets bigger, I start to wonder if I will have to stay out there all night.

What else can we do? I’ve heard that if you eat half a grapefruit and leave the peel upside-down on the lawn, slugs will crawl under it and can then be disposed of. We plan to try this. We also want to get hold of some copper to make slug barriers for some of the most sensitive plants. Copper is on the shopping list for our next trip to town.

Slugs aside, we are really happy with how things are going in the garden. Today we made the first of several bamboo frames for our peas to climb up. I’m already dreaming of having fresh sugarsnap peas in our lunchtime salads! We were pleased with the first pea frame, but Kevin thinks the design is somewhat flawed, and that we are unlikely ever to have peas in our salad. He suspects that without the addition of barbed wire or an electric fence, he’ll have gobbled up all the sugarsnap peas before they make it to the lunch table.

The ‘Other’ Site…

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

Farmlet is generating incredible interest, and much faster than we anticipated. Becky and I haven’t even had a chance to write a proper About section (we will do that soon). Clearly, there’s a deep hunger for this type of information out there. And we’re glad about that!


John William Waterhouse, Pandora

Many of you may not realize, though, how I entered the Farmlet headspace, if you will. My other site is cryptogon.com. It’s a chronicle of doom that spans several years and would be about 3,000 pages long if you printed it out, end to end.

Cryptogon has documented the problems we’re all facing authoritatively and repeatedly. The direction the planet is heading (politically, economically and environmentally) is clear and, as you probably know, it’s not pleasant. I don’t want to bog Farmlet down with the horror of Cryptogon, but that’s how I got here.

If you know people who may not be ready for Farmlet, have them check out Cryptogon for a few weeks or months. Reading Cryptogon is excellent for causing people to lose all hope, which is what needs to happen. When the masses have hope, established authority’s power is at its maximum. Hope is keeping most people in the prison, the Matrix, whatever you want to call it. Give up on hope. Let the wave of horror that is present civilization wash over you and burn hope away.

Ok, you’ve lost all hope: now what?

Grab a shovel.

There’s work to be done.

The Birth of the Farmlet Garden

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

We spent some time working in the garden today, despite the rain, flopping around in our wet-weather gear like a couple of ducks. The warm rain created ideal conditions for planting out some seedlings — sugarsnap peas, shelling peas, Dalmatian peas for drying, also a few red orach plants, and more kale and green onions.

It is taking a lot of work to get the ground here looking hospitable for tender young vegetable plants. For one thing, our lawn, where we have decided to make out first gardens, is covered in kikuyu grass. (For anyone not familiar with kikuyu, it’s a kind of invasive tropical crab grass that’s ubiquitous in Northland, New Zealand.) Not wanting to resort to chemical herbicides, we covered parts of the lawn several months ago with sheets of black polythene to knock back the kikuyu and other weeds. Believe me, our yard has not been looking so stylish these last few months!

The next hurdle is the high clay content of our soil. Our main strategy for dealing with this is to begin improving the soil structure by adding as much organic matter as we can lay our hands on. We are pulling back the sheets of black polythene, breaking up the clay, and sprinkling it liberally with gypsum. After that comes a layer of rotted silage and cow manure, a sprinkling of lime, and a layer of wood chips. Finally our garden is starting to transform into the kind of place where we feel our precious vegetable seedlings might have a chance.


Covering kikuyu with polythene

Waiting a couple of months…

Clay, clay and more clay

Gypsum is supposed to help loosen clay

Beds taking shape – paths to be covered with weed cloth soon

Happy Sugar Snap Peas!

One Website and Three Cows

Monday, September 11th, 2006

We have been busy lately, and not just because we’ve been preparing to launch this website. Over the past couple of weeks, we have found three cows to join us here on the farmlet. Their names are Rosie, Coco, and Esmerelda. Esmerelda is a four-year-old Friesian (the big black and white girl), and Rosie and Coco are Jersey heifers — both two years old. Rosie is tan-coloured like a typical Jersey, while Coco is the colour of cocoa, due to a bit of mixed blood in her lineage. We think they are all beautiful!

Apart from the charming company they provide, our three cows are important to us for a number of reasons:

  1. They will keep the grass down in our paddocks and driveway.
  2. They will turn the grass into high-quality manure that we can use in our garden.
  3. They will provide us with lovely fresh milk. Dairy products are one of our biggest grocery expenses, so this is a big deal. Of course, the cows will have to have calves before we can milk them, so a visit from a neighbour’s bull is scheduled for the next few days. We will also have to learn to milk our cows!
  4. They will raise calves that we can sell or fatten for the freezer.

We feel very lucky to have found three healthy cows who are so quiet and friendly, and we are determined to give them the best care we possibly can. Esmerelda likes treats of kiwifruit and citrus peels, and enjoys being petted and scratched. Coco is so quiet that we can go right up and give her a hug. Rosie is warier, and won’t let us touch her much, yet. Sometimes she comes over and sniffs me and bunts me with her nose, before scampering off. Perhaps she is teasing, or maybe she just isn’t used to us yet. After all, Rosie and Coco have only been here a few days.

Buying cows was a big move for us, since neither of us has owned or cared for livestock before (unless you count a couple of orphan lambs that I helped bottle-feed as a little girl). We’re very lucky to have a whole council of family, friends and neighbours, who know more than we do about cows, and have given us no end of help and advice.

We are learning quite fast! Our plan is to “strip graze.” For those who don’t know, this means that you keep the cattle in one area of the pasture until they have grazed it down, then move them on to the next area. This has the advantage of allowing the grass to be eaten down more fully in a given area, which speeds regrowth. It also allows each area time to recover and re-grow before the cows return. Finally, any pathogens and parasites will have had time to die off, and will not reinfect the animals on their return. To execute this plan, we purchased a roll of electric fencing tape, and a set of standards, and made a movable barrier around our little herd. So far, so good, except that a) we forgot to turn on the fence, and b) we became hopelessly tangled in the tape when trying to move the fence. Just as well the fence was off when it got tangled. Just as well we have nice sweet cows, who don’t try to charge through the fence just because it is turned off! Also (just as well!) we discovered a cunning anti-tangle mechanism that some agricultural genius has built into the tape roll. Like I said, we are learning quite fast!

Welcome to Farmlet!

Monday, September 11th, 2006

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live an environmentally conscious, low impact, self sufficient life?

We did. And now we’re happy to say that we’re doing more than wondering about it.

My name is Kevin and Rebecca is my wife. Join us as we embark upon our lives together on our small, beautiful farm in the Far North of New Zealand.